Me as an academic advisor
guy: *makes me listen to his music or read his writing*
me:
Just so long as nobody is mocking YOUR passions, right?
King honestly for not deleting after this…..public flogging
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Multifandom: Hannibal, Game of Thrones, Avengers, Star Wars, Parks and Rec, etc.
Me as an academic advisor
guy: *makes me listen to his music or read his writing*
me:
Just so long as nobody is mocking YOUR passions, right?
King honestly for not deleting after this…..public flogging
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“Take him out!”
if you’re a praying mantis, it can be all three at once
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you: England v. Croatia
me, an intellectual: Chav or Slav
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my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:
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whats the horniest animated movie song yall ever heard? cuz i vote for tim curry dickin you down with pollution in ferngully
why’d you start a competition you’ve already won.
(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)
I can’t believe Hozier left his nest to come spread the good word of the avocado fueled millennial uprising with us.
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spiders. IN the tub, spiders in the tub. Come on now, SPI DERS IN THE TUB! SPIDERS IN THE TUB!
I can only assume this is meant to be chanted to the rhythm of “uptown funk you up, uptown funk you up” but I cannot begin to speculate as to why
Stop! Wait a minute.
Why my tub got these spiders in it?
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