Q
my academic advisor told me to dump my man
Anonymous
A

virgoassbitch:

Me as an academic advisor


bigtea3:

barbieprivilege:

jrainbowribbonsj:

barbieprivilege:

guy: *makes me listen to his music or read his writing*

me: 

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Just so long as nobody is mocking YOUR passions, right?

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King honestly for not deleting after this…..public flogging

(via amadeoderomanus)


goawfma:
“lmfaooo
”

goawfma:

lmfaooo

(via wellthisstinks)


beyoncescock:
“THIS MAKES ME CRINGE
”

beyoncescock:

THIS MAKES ME CRINGE

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


vyod:

‪my last three brain cells:

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(via roliner-is-a-unicorn)


hobbitsetal:
“ whitepeopletwitter:
““Take him out!” ”
if you’re a praying mantis, it can be all three at once
”

hobbitsetal:

whitepeopletwitter:

“Take him out!”

if you’re a praying mantis, it can be all three at once

(via wellthisstinks)



requiem-of-dragonflight:

you: England v. Croatia

me, an intellectual: Chav or Slav

(via amadeoderomanus)


juststemthings:

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

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Originally posted by realitytvgifs

(via roliner-is-a-unicorn)


estherquill:
“ Pokemon evolution.
”

estherquill:

Pokemon evolution.

(via next-time-you-invite-pam)


carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

bumbleshark:

whats the horniest animated movie song yall ever heard? cuz i vote for tim curry dickin you down with pollution in ferngully 

why’d you start a competition you’ve already won.

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)


wholove:
“I can’t believe Hozier left his nest to come spread the good word of the avocado fueled millennial uprising with us.
”

wholove:

I can’t believe Hozier left his nest to come spread the good word of the avocado fueled millennial uprising with us.

(via deergodwhy)


patrickat:

animatedamerican:

cowboysuggest:

spiders. IN the tub, spiders in the tub. Come on now, SPI DERS IN THE TUB! SPIDERS IN THE TUB!

I can only assume this is meant to be chanted to the rhythm of “uptown funk you up, uptown funk you up” but I cannot begin to speculate as to why

Stop! Wait a minute.

Why my tub got these spiders in it?

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)